Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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