You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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