Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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