I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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