I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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