maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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