I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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