Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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