she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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