why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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