I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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