Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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