just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Oh god it's open bar.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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