Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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