So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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