I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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