Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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