went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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