I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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