First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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