Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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