So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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