My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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