They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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