You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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