You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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