I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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