Me. At least after what I've been through.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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You. Win. At. Life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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