the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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