the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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