your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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