in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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