ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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