honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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