i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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