Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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