Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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