I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize