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dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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