Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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