I just made out with a guy for $7.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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