apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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