Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh