Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Can I color on your dick again?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.