Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
