Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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