I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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