I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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