I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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