He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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