All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just had sex bonerless
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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