Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Randomize
