Define "chronic" masturbator.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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