white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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