Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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