Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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