He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I had to cum in my sink.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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